This is the "response" to the song Banana for Breakfast that (my now ex-wife and) I wrote in Jun 1998. We were between flights on our way to Alaska for vacation.

By the way, This is also Copyright 1998 by Emil DeVries, All rights reserved.


Bacon For Breakfast
Well I don't count caleries and all that stuff ---
'cause I am beautiful even with my fluff ---
I eat some -
 
Bacon for breakfast
A Lamb Chop for lunch
Some Sausage for supper
But it must be enough
 
I don't care where the calories may end up ---
My boobs, my belly or my soft round but. ---
I eat some -
 
Bacon for breakfast
A Lamb Chop for lunch
Some Sausage for supper
But it must be enough
 
Now you can keep those pills and gadgets too ---
I'm cute as a button in size twenty two ---
I take some -
 
Bacon for breakfast
A Lamb Chop for lunch
Some Sausage for supper
But it must be enough
 
Well I eat what I like but I'm under control ---
Who really wants to look like a telephone pole? ---
Just eat some -
 
Bacon for breakfast
A Lamb Chop for lunch
Some Sausage for supper
But it must be enough
 
Learn to love yourself before you're too old ---
Remember, you're big, you're beautiful, and you're bold. ---
Just eat some -
 
Bacon for breakfast
A Lamb Chop for lunch
Some Sausage for supper
But it must be enough